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Offline iddee

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Are the cops great, or what??
« on: October 31, 2017, 07:27:44 pm »
 People often complain about the police, but you rarely hear about the
positive things they do, such as this incident involving a biker and a
frozen carburetor.


Last January on a bitterly cold winter's day, a North Dakota State
Trooper on patrol came upon a motorcyclist who was stalled by the roadside.
The biker was swathed in heavy protective clothing and wearing a full-face
helmet to protect the face from the cold weather. ?What?s the matter? asked
the Trooper "Carburetor's frozen," was the terse reply.
"Pee on it. That'll thaw it out.? "I can't," said the biker. "OK,
watch me closely and I'll show you." The Trooper unzipped and promptly
warmed the carburetor as promised. Moments later the bike started and the
rider drove off, waving.
A few days later, the local State Troopers? office received a note of
thanks from the father of the motorcyclist.It began: "On behalf of my
daughter Jill..."


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Re: Are the cops great, or what??
« Reply #1 on: October 31, 2017, 08:32:40 pm »
 :cheesy:
Neill

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Re: Are the cops great, or what??
« Reply #2 on: October 31, 2017, 09:20:26 pm »
C'mon, iddee, anybody didn't see that coming is brain dead.  Good, but not up to your usual great contribution to this forum's humor section. Funny, but sometimes my wife asks why I'm laughing out loud after reading something you've written.

Keep 'em coming, iddee!
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Re: Are the cops great, or what??
« Reply #3 on: October 31, 2017, 09:36:37 pm »
 :cheesy:
Democracy is 2 wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well armed lamb contesting the vote.
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Re: Are the cops great, or what??
« Reply #4 on: October 31, 2017, 09:56:02 pm »
I didn't see it coming.
Sent it to my kids, girls liked it.
Keep em coming.

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Re: Are the cops great, or what??
« Reply #5 on: November 01, 2017, 11:19:38 am »
If that happened in real life the cop would get charged with sexual harassment...
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