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Offline Geoff

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It could be you ! !
« on: December 28, 2021, 06:35:01 am »

           A man is stopped by the police at midnight and asked where he?s going.

         ?I?m on the way to listen to a lecture about the effects of alcohol and drug abuse on the human body.?
 
         The policeman asks, ?Really? And who?s going to give a lecture at this time of night??


                                                             ?My wife?, he replied.
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Re: It could be you ! !
« Reply #1 on: December 30, 2021, 08:02:30 am »
Geoff,
Now that you posted this, the police are going to get tired of hearing this answer. 😊
Jim Altmiller
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Re: It could be you ! !
« Reply #2 on: December 31, 2021, 09:31:21 pm »

   I could see it be taken one of two ways  Jim !  !
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