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Offline leominsterbeeman

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Old man and heaven....
« on: July 07, 2005, 05:29:05 pm »
A n old man going to heaven stops at the pearly gates to talk to St. Peter.

St. Peter asks him,  "Have you done anything worthy to gain entry to the kingdom?"

The old man say,  "Yes, I have! Once I was walking down the street past a biker bar and there were these 4 big bikers that were harrassing a young lady.  So I said to them, 'Hey leave her alone!' and they came after me and I fought them off long enough for her to escape."  

So St. Peter says,  That's quite worthy,  when did this happen?"

The old man relplies, "Just a few minutes ago."
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Re: Old man and heaven....
« Reply #1 on: May 09, 2022, 11:11:37 pm »
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If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land. 2 Chronicles 7:14 KJV

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