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salvo:
Hi Folks,

A little bit o' culture goes a long way 'round here.

In the Broadway production of Ballyhoo of 1932, Willie Howard (1886-1949) and his brother Eugene Howard (1891-1965) played in a skit where a soap-box orator told some Columbus Circle (New York City) bums about the glories of Communism. *Comes the revolution,* the orator declared, *everyone would live the good life and eat strawberries and cream*.

*I don?t like strawberries and cream!* responded one of his listeners.

*Comes the revolution,* the orator declared, *You?ll eat strawberries and cream?and like it!*

Sal

Ben Framed:
I was looking as some Si Robertson Jokes and came across this in the comments.  Some of these folks em lol. Take this girl for instance.

"You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4." 
Darynda Jones

Goodness Darynda!!!  Woo Wee
She must be one tough gal!

I think she meant with a 2 by 4

salvo:
Hi Folks,

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Sal

salvo:
COP: Do you mind identifying the body [He puts his hand on my shoulder]. I have to warn you, the body was hacked up pretty bad.

ME: [Tearing up] Yes. That's my brother Reese.

COP: You're sure?

ME: [nodding] Yes. Those are Reese's Pieces

The15thMember:

--- Quote from: salvo on September 01, 2021, 11:35:23 pm ---COP: Do you mind identifying the body [He puts his hand on my shoulder]. I have to warn you, the body was hacked up pretty bad.

ME: [Tearing up] Yes. That's my brother Reese.

COP: You're sure?

ME: [nodding] Yes. Those are Reese's Pieces

--- End quote ---
I am laughing shamefully hard at this for how dumb it is!  :cheesy:

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