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Ok Friends, time for a new clean joke! 🙂
jimineycricket:
That sounds like some of the corn fields where I live. The farmers grow a lot of pot but they do not know it. :wink:
salvo:
Hi Folks,
Land of Milk and Honey
https://www.fwi.co.uk/farm-life/somerset-farm-milking-horses-in-quirky-diversification
Sal
The15thMember:
--- Quote from: salvo on March 27, 2021, 05:48:51 pm ---Hi Folks,
Land of Milk and Honey
https://www.fwi.co.uk/farm-life/somerset-farm-milking-horses-in-quirky-diversification
Sal
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This isn't funny, it's awesome! :grin: Although I question the article's assertion that mare's milk is easy for human's to digest because horses and humans have a single stomach, whereas cows have multi-chambered stomachs. It's my understanding that in baby ruminants the milk bypasses the rumen anyway and is only digested by their "normal" stomach.
Ben Framed:
I have heard of folks drinking goat milk and eating goat cheese but I know nothing of the goats stomach. So I guess the laugh is on me! lol
salvo:
Hi Folks,
Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.
One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it.
The bowl was filled with water. In the water floated, of all things, a condom! When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.
?Miss Beatrice?, he said. ?I wonder if you would tell me about this?? pointing to the bowl.
?Oh, yes? she replied, ?isn?t it wonderful? I was walking through the park late last Summer and I found this little package on the ground.?
?The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease.
Do you know I haven?t caught the Covid or even had the flu all Winter?
Sal
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