Two Aussies were out hunting in the outback and came
upon a huge hole in the ground. They approached it and
were amazed at its size.
The first said, "Wow, that's some hole. I can't even
see thebottom.Iwonder how deep it is."
The second said, "There's an old gear box over there.
Let's throw it in and see how long it takes to hit bottom."
So, they picked up the gear box, carried it over to the
hole, counted one-two-three, and heaved it in.
As they were standing there looking over the edge of the
hole, a goat come crashing through the underbrush, ran
up to the hole and without hesitation, jumped in head first.
While they were standing there staring at each other in
amazement, they peered into the hole, trying to figure
out what that was all about.
Just then an old farmer sauntered up. "Say, you fellers
didn't happen to see my goat?"
The first hunter said, "Funny you should ask. We were
just standing here a minute ago, and a goat came running
out of the bushes doing about a hundred miles an hour
and jumped head first into this here hole!"
The old farmer said, "Naw, that's impossible! I had him
well chained to an old gear box."
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