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Offline iddee

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Joke of the day
« on: December 05, 2018, 09:51:40 pm »


        OUR JOKE OF THE DAY:
        *The President and the head of the Democrat Party, Nancy Pelosi, are arguing extensively over allowing immigrants into our country. Nancy, of course, wants free access to everyone who wants to come in, while Donald wants us to secure our borders and insure only the right people come in.*

        *Instead of going to a costly, time-consuming nationwide vote on the matter, they agree to a 3-day ice fishing contest to settle the issue whoever catches the most fish at the end of the 3 days will have his or her process implemented.*

        *The two decide that a remote frozen lake in northern Minnesota would be
        the ideal place. No observers on the fishing grounds,*   *but both would
        need to have their catches verified and counted each night at 5 PM so they use a neutral park ranger station.*

        *After Day 1, Trump returns to the station with a total of 10 fish, while Pelosi comes back with nothing.*
 

        *Day 2 finishes and Trump catches another 20 fish, but Pelosi once again comes back with nothing.*

        *That night, Pelosi and her liberal cronies get together and accuse Trump
        of being a ?low-life, cheating piece of scum.?*    *Instead of fishing on
        Day 3, they are going to follow Trump and to spy on him and figure out how he is cheating.*

        *Day 3 finishes up and Trump has had an incredible day, adding 40 more to his total.*

        *That night, Pelosi and her democrat cohorts get together for the full report on how Donald was cheating.*

        *Pelosi stands up to give her report and says, ?You are not going to believe this. Trump is cheating because he?s cutting holes in the ice!?*

        *And this, my friends, tells you the difference between a businessman and a career government politician.*

        *God **Bless* *America* *!*

"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #1 on: December 06, 2018, 12:25:36 am »
 :cheesy:
Democracy is 2 wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well armed lamb contesting the vote.
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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #2 on: December 06, 2018, 04:38:31 pm »


    Like it Wally. Will have to try and turn it around with an Aussie slant ! !   I'll be thinking about it.
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