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iddee
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Lizzy Warren
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October 17, 2018, 07:42:10 am »
Lizzy Warren took a test,
to put her Native heritage to rest.
When she saw that she had none
she went to Twitter and became undone.
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October 17, 2018, 04:34:48 pm »
Looks like she's about 0.0009% native American. The average American is 0.18% native American.
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October 18, 2018, 05:38:43 pm »
Michael does that mean if you are not 0.18% native American you are not an average American ? ?
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October 23, 2018, 12:30:45 pm »
>Michael does that mean if you are not 0.18% native American you are not an average American ? ?
To be an average American you also have to have 2.5 kids. Even though I don't know anyone with a half of a kid...
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October 23, 2018, 06:26:52 pm »
Maybe not a half a kid, but I know a few with a half-a** kid.
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