Reminders me of a joke. A farmer had been loosing a chicken a night. He could not figure out what was getting the chickens. He remembered that one of his life long school mates, who just happened to be a captain of a ship, had a talking parrot that was exceptionally smart! Just so happened the Captain was home for a few weeks before sailing out.
After the two discussed the problem, the captain told his farmer friend, "lets put salty in the tree with he chickens and he can tell us what is getting your chickens".
As most country folks know the big hoot owl will land in a tree and nudge up to a chicken, pushing until the chicken falls from the the limb and the owl swoops down, gets the chicken, and flys away. The plans were made. The captain told the Parrot;
"Salty, I have an important job for you tonight. I need for you to fly up and stay with the chickens tonight and find out what is getting them".
"Acccck" said Salty
"Aw Yite Sir" so up to the high limbs he flew.
Later that night, close to midnight, Salty just couldn't keep his eyes open any longer. He fell asleep on duty! Wasn't long before Salty was awakened to aggressive pushing from a 'big'
'really big' Hoot Owl who was relentless with combative, hostile pushing; each shove inching Salty closer to the end of the limb!
Salty said "hey fellow, stop the shoving!" The Owl let out a loud hoot; 'Whoooo Whoooo". Salty willayed him with a doubled right haymaker straight to the snoot and said "youuuu youuuu, you Big Eyes Son of a Gun".
