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MEMBER & GUEST INTERACTION SECTION => HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING => Topic started by: Geoff on May 23, 2020, 05:54:32 am

Title: Financial Advice ! !
Post by: Geoff on May 23, 2020, 05:54:32 am
 

     

                     My friend Dave was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.  He  knew that he would inherit a fortune once his sickly father died.

                        Dave wanted two things:

                        ? to learn how to invest his inheritance and,

                        ? to find a wife to share his fortune.

                        One evening at an investment meeting, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.  Her          natural beauty took his breath away.

                         "I may look like just an ordinary man," he said to her, "but in just a few years my father will die and I?ll inherit 20 million dollars."

                       Impressed, the woman obtained his business card.





                         
                        Two weeks later, she became his stepmother.

                         Women are so much better at estate planning
                        than men?

 
Title: Re: Financial Advice ! !
Post by: Ben Framed on May 23, 2020, 10:25:39 am
 :shocked: :grin:
Title: Re: Financial Advice ! !
Post by: Ben Framed on May 23, 2020, 10:26:02 am
 :shocked: :grin:
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Post by: BeeMaster2 on May 23, 2020, 10:50:58 am
 :cheesy: :cheesy:
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Post by: iddee on May 23, 2020, 12:26:19 pm
 :cheesy:  :cheesy:
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Post by: CoolBees on May 23, 2020, 01:52:50 pm
 :grin: :grin:
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Post by: Seeb on May 23, 2020, 07:08:57 pm
 :grin:
Title: Re: Financial Advice ! !
Post by: Ben Framed on May 24, 2020, 08:21:46 am
Geoff you come up with sone good ones. Was it you that told here, of (One for you and one for me)? The old man, the kid on the bicycle, and the nut gathers at the cemetery?  Lol 😂