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MEMBER & GUEST INTERACTION SECTION => HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING => Topic started by: beecanbee on May 13, 2017, 08:04:19 am

Title: Woman midget
Post by: beecanbee on May 13, 2017, 08:04:19 am

A midget woman at the Gynecologist:

She tells the doctor that she feels a strong pain "down there" when it is raining.  He examins her but is unable to find anything suspicious, so he tells her to come back again on a rainy day, and maybe then he will be able to help her.

A few days later it is raining and the midget woman has returned for examination, the doctor examines her agian, takes a scalpel, makes a few cuts and asks her to stand up and walk.

"The pain is gone, what have you done to accomplish this?" she asks, and the doctor answers:

"I just shortened your rubber boots."

Title: Re: Woman midget
Post by: BeeMaster2 on May 13, 2017, 08:07:44 am

 :cheesy: :cheesy: :cheesy:

Title: Re: Woman midget
Post by: gww on May 13, 2017, 10:15:28 pm

Do you know the differrance from an old woman and an old harley?

With enough money you can fix the harley.
Cheers
gww

Title: Re: Woman midget
Post by: erbs honey on May 16, 2017, 11:31:51 pm

 :grin: :grin:

Title: Re: Woman midget
Post by: tycrnp on May 17, 2017, 12:59:43 am

 :shocked:
LOL!!!!!