Some headlines... Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn't you say?
Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter (Really?)
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says (Good theory.)
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers (Please don`t.)
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over (What a guy.)
Miners Refuse to Work after Death (No good workers.)
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant (That`ll teach him.)
War Dims Hope for Peace (As with most wars.)
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile (I suppose it could.)
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures (Ya think?)
Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide (No kidding?)
Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge (Didn`t he become the battery?)
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group (Not fat enough?)
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft (Shouldn`t have eaten those beans.)
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks (Tastes like chicken?)
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half (Chainsaw Massacre all over again!)
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors (Boy, are they tall!)
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead (No kidding?)
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