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MEMBER & GUEST INTERACTION SECTION => HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING => Topic started by: iddee on March 16, 2020, 07:44:37 am

Title: Handshake
Post by: iddee on March 16, 2020, 07:44:37 am
Some people are not shaking hands because of the virus.
I'm Not shaking hands because some people have run out toilet paper.
Title: Re: Handshake
Post by: BeeMaster2 on March 16, 2020, 10:07:32 am
 :cheesy: :cheesy: :cheesy:
Title: Re: Handshake
Post by: The15thMember on March 16, 2020, 02:51:25 pm
Haha!   :cheesy:
Title: Re: Handshake
Post by: Joe D on March 16, 2020, 06:07:18 pm
That's about the size of it iddee, Sears and Roebucks are gone, as well as most news papers and e-mails just don't work.

Keep up the great work,

Joe D
Title: Re: Handshake
Post by: Ben Framed on March 17, 2020, 02:01:46 pm
Yes you are right iddee. I was thinking what could be a better or more justified reason for not shaking hands?  Then; FloridaGardener posted the used toilet paper for sale, picture on amazon!   
Title: Re: Handshake
Post by: FloridaGardener on March 19, 2020, 12:07:41 am
Geeks and Trekkies knew it all along.
Title: Re: Handshake
Post by: Ralphee on March 19, 2020, 10:04:51 pm
There are alternatives!
Title: Re: Handshake
Post by: BeeMaster2 on March 20, 2020, 12:31:55 am
Hummm
Good thing cat can?t get Coronavirus. 😄
Jim Altmiller
Title: Re: Handshake
Post by: Ralphee on March 20, 2020, 12:41:29 am
Hummm
Good thing cat can?t get Coronavirus. 😄
Jim Altmiller

There was *one* case apparently of a poor old dog showing a "weak positive" test to the coronavirus, 17 year old Pomeranian. Poor thing got tested so many times the stress probably killed it!
"The pooch, a 17-year-old Pomeranian, passed away Monday after being returned home to its owner following a government quarantine and a negative test for the virus" - South China Morning Post
There are a couple cases of animals testing positive now, but its rare
Title: Re: Handshake
Post by: BeeMaster2 on March 20, 2020, 12:47:32 am
Yes, it has been known for several years that dogs can get Coronavirus but I have never heard of cats getting it.
 Jim Altmiller
Title: Re: Handshake
Post by: Ralphee on March 20, 2020, 12:52:31 am
There are a bunch of these going around...
Title: Re: Handshake
Post by: Acebird on March 22, 2020, 06:10:37 pm
I'm Not shaking hands because some people have run out toilet paper.
You are OK if you use one of those bee hats that look like a safari hat and sanitizer.  Military training...  Where were you?  I stole toilet paper out of the rest room on the way up.  They didn't have any sanitizer.
Title: Re: Handshake
Post by: Ralphee on March 27, 2020, 01:27:37 am
Covering your hands in fresh cow dung is an effective way to avoid spreading the virus!
It's true!

Nobody will come within ten feet of you, you wont touch your face and you with *thoroughly* wash your hands before eating!