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MEMBER & GUEST INTERACTION SECTION => HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING => Topic started by: Ben Framed on November 30, 2023, 07:58:18 am

Title: Honest Answer
Post by: Ben Framed on November 30, 2023, 07:58:18 am
A couple had been married many years.

The wife confessed to her husband, "honey I can't help but notice while looking in the mirror putting on makeup, the wrinkles are getting longer and deeper and this is depressing. Can you give me a word of encouragement?"

The Husband, loving his wife dearly, quickly went into action searching for encouragement! The first good quality, quickly came to his mind, 'and out of his mouth'; "I sure can honey, look on the bright side of things", "at least your vision is still 20/20!"
:shocked: :cheesy:
Title: Re: Honest Answer
Post by: JurassicApiary on December 01, 2023, 03:41:42 pm
HA!  Cue the glare...
Title: Re: Honest Answer
Post by: iddee on January 16, 2024, 08:11:51 am
The little old lady sitting in church leaned over and whispered to her husband, "I just let a silent stinker, what should I do? He whispered back, "change the battery in your hearing aid".