Thanks, Dash!
What I managed to find was a great deal at Sam's Club. They had a Dell 1250 laser printer for a special purchase price of $120. The "special" had actually expired, but because they hadn't removed the sign yet, they honored the price anyway.
No, it won't do scanning, faxing, or all the other stuff. It's just for printing, but that's all I needed. The toner is in the ball park of other printers, so not a lot of savings there, but being able to save $250-$300 on the machine itself really helped this go-round.
The added bonus, or not depending on your situation, is that it has to be hard wired to my computer (no wireless option). Once again, not a problem for me because of its specific use, but it might hold someone else up. The reason this is actually nice for me is that my kids print a lot of color stuff. By not being wireless, I don't have to worry about them eating up the toner! Well, that and I've threatened to never buy ice cream again... ;)