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Offline iddee

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    A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work.

    His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens in.

    "My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done! I'm still in my pajamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight! What the hell did you bring him home for?"

    "Because he's thinking of getting married."  :cry:
     

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    A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work.

    His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens in.

    "My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done! I'm still in my pajamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight! What the hell did you bring him home for?"

    "Because he's thinking of getting married."  :cry:
   
For once we agree! :smile:, Why do we all not get such sage words? Just once on this occasion, forget the pills and salt :wink: 
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Iddee,
Not anymore. 🤗
Jim Altmiller
Democracy is 2 wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well armed lamb contesting the vote.
Ben Franklin

 

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