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MEMBER & GUEST INTERACTION SECTION => HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING => Topic started by: Seeb on April 04, 2020, 09:11:23 am

Title: need more laughs right now
Post by: Seeb on April 04, 2020, 09:11:23 am
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Post by: Seeb on April 05, 2020, 10:18:31 am


MUD PUPPIES
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Post by: Seeb on April 05, 2020, 05:21:25 pm


and you say her name was Alice?
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Post by: Ben Framed on April 05, 2020, 08:07:31 pm


and you say her name was Alice?

 :cheesy:
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Post by: Seeb on April 06, 2020, 08:55:26 am
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Post by: The15thMember on April 06, 2020, 09:35:52 am

Hahahahahaha!!  Oh yeah, that?s a good one.  :cheesy:
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Post by: herbhome on April 06, 2020, 08:34:15 pm
These ar great, Seeb! Thanks  :smile:
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Post by: salvo on April 06, 2020, 11:53:21 pm
Hi Folks,

My self-isolation quarantine diary

Day 1 - I can do this! Got enough food and wine to last a month.
Day 2 - Opening my 8th bottle of wine. I fear wine supplies might not last.
Day 3 - Strawberries: Some have 210 seeds, some 235 seeds. Who knew?
Day 4 - 8 PM Removed my day pajamas and put on my night pajamas.
Day 5 - Today I tried to make hand sanitizer. It came out as Jello Shots.
Day 6 - I get to take out the garbage. I'm so exited, I can't decide what to wear!
Day 7 - Laughing way too much at my own jokes.
Day 8 - Went to a new restaurant called "The Kitchen." You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I don't know how this place is still in business.
Day 9 - I put liquor bottles in every room. Tonight, I'm getting all dressed up and going bar hopping.
Day 10 - Struck up a conversation with a spider today. He seems like a nice guy. He's a web designer.
Day 11 - Isolation is hard. I swear my refrigerator just said "What the hell do you want now?"
Day 12 - I realized why dogs get so excited about something moving outside, going for walks or car rides. I think I just barked at a squirrel.
Day 13 - If you keep a glass of wine in each hand you can't accidentally touch your face.
Day 14 - Watched the birds fight over a worm, The Cardinals lead the Blue Jays 3-1.
Day 15 - Anybody else feel like they've cooked dinner about 395 times this month. Is this you yet?


Sal
Title: Re: need more laughs right now
Post by: Seeb on April 07, 2020, 08:40:41 am


IGOR!!!


Glad you are enjoying!
This ones an oldie but goodie
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Post by: salvo on April 07, 2020, 08:50:10 am
Hi Folks,

You will cry laughing. Please click the link:

https://www.facebook.com/watch/?t=7&v=2898122243588057


Sal
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Post by: Skeggley on April 07, 2020, 11:20:04 am
Too funny Sal, I did cry laughing, thanks mate.
Poop.
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Post by: Seeb on April 07, 2020, 11:25:24 am
My self-isolation quarantine diary

good ones
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Post by: Ben Framed on April 07, 2020, 12:52:31 pm


You hit the nail on the head Seeb with the snow day in the South!   :shocked: :wink: :grin:
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Post by: Seeb on April 07, 2020, 03:04:02 pm
/Users/aureliaclayton/Downloads/Carter's ABC's.mp4



if this works, you will see my grand-nephew with his new ABC book - this was a first for me, all you gear heads gotta love it
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Post by: Seeb on April 07, 2020, 03:07:36 pm
okay - didn't work, back to the drawing board
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Post by: Seeb on April 09, 2020, 09:23:26 am
20200404_162719_332787331354144.mp4
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Post by: Seeb on April 10, 2020, 11:33:26 am
alright, my nephew say's this should work
https://youtu.be/rn-HIl2FrKE
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Post by: Seeb on April 12, 2020, 10:48:24 am
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Post by: CoolBees on April 12, 2020, 12:37:08 pm
 :grin: :grin: :cheesy:
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Post by: The15thMember on April 12, 2020, 03:56:34 pm
Okay, that mousetrap one is hilarious.  I just laughed out loud!  :cheesy: :cheesy:  Also your grand-nephew is stinkin' adorable.   :cheesy:
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Post by: salvo on April 12, 2020, 06:34:49 pm
Hi Folks, Seeb,

Holy mackerel! A coach at a school must have seen your noose picture and reposted it,... and now he's TOAST! Whoodda thunk she was married to a cattle rustler and a horse thief!



Six days after new Mississippi State football coach Mike Leach tweeted a meme containing an image of a noose, the school's athletic director criticized Leach on Tuesday.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8198571/Mississippi-State-AD-disappointed-Leach-tweet.html

Sal
I didn't really know him. He seemed like such a nice guy.
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Post by: Seeb on April 12, 2020, 08:18:33 pm
Member, so glad the mousetrap made you laugh!



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Post by: Seeb on April 13, 2020, 07:57:47 pm




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Post by: CoolBees on April 13, 2020, 08:56:54 pm
Hahahaha! ... never step on the wife's newly-cleaned floors ... so true!!
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Post by: Seeb on April 14, 2020, 03:27:32 pm
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Post by: herbhome on April 15, 2020, 12:58:49 am
 :grin:
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Post by: BeeMaster2 on April 15, 2020, 07:35:23 am
 :cheesy:
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Post by: Geoff on April 21, 2020, 05:55:50 am
   As requested Jim !  !

                                   Two Aussies are drinking together. One says, ?When I die, will you promise to pour a beer on my grave??
                                  The other replies, ?No worries mate, but I?ll have to pass it through my kidneys first.?
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Post by: iddee on April 21, 2020, 06:49:57 pm

  =
 
For as long as I can remember, I have loved math tricks. This one really works! It will take you only about-ten-seconds and amazingly, it will reveal your all-time favorite movie.
 
I'm pretty good at math, so I did it in my head, then on paper, and finally on a calculator just to confirm my mathematical calculations.
Each time I got the same answer, and sure enough, it IS my very favorite movie...EVER!
 
DO NOT cheat. DO YOUR math, THEN compare the results on the list of movies at the bottom.  You will be AMAZED at how scary true and accurate this test is:
 
1. Pick a number from 1-9.
2. Multiply that number by 3.
3. Add 3.
4. Multiply by 3 again.
5. Your total will be a two digit number.  Add the first and second digits together to find your favorite movie (of all time) in the list of 17 movies below:
 
Movie List:
1. Gone With the Wind
2. E.T.
3. Blazing Saddles
4. Star Wars
5. Forrest Gump
6. The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
7. Jaws
8. Grease
9. The Nancy Pelosi Resignation Speech
10. Casablanca
11. Jurassic Park
12. Shrek
13. Pirates of the Caribbean
14. Titanic
15. Raiders of the Lost Ark
16. Home Alone
17. Mrs. Doubt fire
 
... Now, isn't that something?
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Post by: BeeMaster2 on April 21, 2020, 11:57:46 pm
 :cheesy:
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Post by: CoolBees on April 22, 2020, 01:38:45 pm
Your not wrong Iddee  :grin: :grin: :grin:
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Post by: Ben Framed on April 23, 2020, 01:01:38 am
From the choices given YES! Absolutely amazing!  :shocked: :grin:  When will it air? lol
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Post by: Seeb on April 23, 2020, 09:53:53 am
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Post by: iddee on April 23, 2020, 10:19:20 am
I like it. That's why I've been slipping out every day.  :shocked:
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Post by: CoolBees on April 23, 2020, 01:12:27 pm
 :grin:
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Post by: Seeb on April 25, 2020, 12:40:44 pm
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Post by: BeeMaster2 on April 25, 2020, 06:12:02 pm
 :cheesy:
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Post by: Michael Bush on September 17, 2020, 11:31:33 pm
An elderly couple stop at a gas station.  The attendant asks what they would like and they say "fill 'er up" and he sets the pump going and washes their window.  He asks where they are from and they say "Tulsa".  The husband is hard of hearing and he says "WHAT DID HE SAY?" and his wife says "HE ASKED WHERE WE ARE FROM!" The attendant says "I was in Tulsa once.  I just got out of the Air Force and I was on my way back from Tinker air force base on my way home, here in Nebraska."  The husband says "WHAT DID HE SAY?" and she says "HE SAYS HE WAS IN TULSA ONCE!"  The attendant says "I spent the night there.  In fact I went to a bar on the South side of town there and this red headed lady was really drunk and she started dancing on the tables and taking off her clothes!"  The husband says "WHAT DID HE SAY!" and the wife says "HE THINKS HE KNOWS YOUR COUSIN EDNA!"
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Post by: salvo on September 18, 2020, 03:27:03 pm
Good Eye Mite!

Those silly Aussies:

https://www.instagram.com/p/CFIUdwvnbnF/

Sal