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Government maintenance
« on: October 07, 2017, 08:43:27 pm »
Ray and Bob,

two Government maintenance guys, were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.
 
A woman walked by and asked what they were doing.
 
"We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole", said Bob, "But we don't have a ladder."
 
The woman said, "Hand me that wrench out of your toolbox."
 
She loosened a few bolts, then laid the pole down.
 
She then took a tape measure from their toolbox, took a measurement and announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches" and walked away.
 
Ray shook his head and laughed. "Well, ain't that just like a 'Miss-know-it-all' woman?" he said. "We need the height and she gives us the length!"
 
Ray and Bob are still working for the Government.
"Character is doing the right thing when nobody's looking." J. C. Watts

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Re: Government maintenance
« Reply #1 on: October 07, 2017, 10:20:03 pm »
 :cheesy:
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*

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Re: Government maintenance
« Reply #2 on: October 07, 2017, 11:16:38 pm »
 :cheesy:
Democracy is 2 wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well armed lamb contesting the vote.
Ben Franklin