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Offline beecanbee

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Penguins
« on: September 24, 2017, 06:25:20 am »
A car full of Irish nuns was sitting at a traffic light in downtown Dublin, when a bunch of rowdy drunks pulled up alongside of them.

"Hey, show us yer teets, ya bloody penguins!" shouted one of the drunks.

Quite shocked, Mother Superior turned to Sister Mary Immaculata and said, "I don't think they know who we are; show them your cross."

Sister Mary Immaculata rolled down her window and shouted, "Piss off, ya fookin' little wankers, before I come over there and rip yer balls off!"

Sister Mary Immaculata then rolled up her window, looked back at Mother Superior, quite innocently, and asked, "Did that sound cross enough!
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Re: Penguins
« Reply #1 on: September 24, 2017, 08:52:44 am »
 :cheesy: :grin: :cheesy:
Democracy is 2 wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well armed lamb contesting the vote.
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Re: Penguins
« Reply #2 on: September 24, 2017, 11:30:06 am »
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Re: Penguins
« Reply #3 on: September 24, 2017, 11:49:25 pm »
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Re: Penguins
« Reply #4 on: October 07, 2017, 08:37:38 pm »
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