A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see who?s best at his job. So they each go into the woods, find a bear, and attempt to convert it. Later they get together. The priest begins: *When I found the bear, I read to him from the Catechism and sprinkled him with holy water. Next week is his First Communion.*
*I found a bear by the stream,* says the minister, *and preached God?s holy word. The bear was so mesmerized that he let me baptize him.*
They both look down at the rabbi, who is lying on a gurney in a body cast. *Looking back, * he says, *maybe I shouldn?t have started with the circumcision. *
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