My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning, can you believe that, 2:30am?!
Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes.
A bagpipe player, a banjo player and an accordion player all walk into a bar...
everybody leaves.
What?s the difference between beginner and expert bagpipers?
Nothing.
Don?t run with bagpipes.
You could put your aye out or worse yet, get kilt.