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Offline Michael Bush

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« on: March 08, 2023, 09:00:49 am »
How come the Ghostbusters never made it very far in Oregon Trail?? They refused to cross streams.

Why is Santa thinking about moving to Portland?? Because of all the rain, dear.

Why wasn?t drinking permitted on the Oregon trail?? It was important not to fall off the wagon.

What does daylight-saving time mean in Portland?? An extra hour of rain.

A man fell into a river in Oregon a week ago and was eaten alive by beavers? Dam!

Prior to officially becoming a part of the United States, what was Oregon like?? It was very unOregonized.

Oregon, where the elevation is usually a bigger number than the town?s population.

Did you hear the joke about Mount Hood?? You won?t get over it.

How do the zebras at the Oregon Zoo play baseball?? Three stripes and you?re out!

In what state does the Willamette River flow?? Liquid.

Heard any good jokes about the Cascades?? Yes, they are hill areas.

Tourist: ?Lived in this town all your life?? Oregon Resident: ?No, not yet.?

Teacher: Where were you born? Student: Oregon. Teacher: Which part? Student: What do you mean, ?which part?? My whole body was born in Oregon!

What do you call two straight days of rain in Portland?? A weekend.

What do you call a week without rain in Portland?? Summer.

Why did Oregon disband its water polo team?? All the horses drowned.

I played Oregon trail and made fun of a guy named Terry. He stabbed me? I died of Dissin?-Terry.

The house just voted to decriminalize marijuana and Oregon recently decriminalized hard drugs.
It looks like drugs is winning the war on drugs.

How much does a baker on the Oregon Trail pay for piercings?
A pie an ear.
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