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Offline Geoff

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True or false ? ?
« on: February 12, 2018, 11:33:22 pm »

    THOUGHT FOR THE DAY....



Women are like phones:

They like to be held, talked to, and touched often.





But,   push the wrong button and you are disconnected.


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Re: True or false ? ?
« Reply #1 on: February 12, 2018, 11:37:39 pm »
Hey, Geoff, my wife said.... "Ain't that the truth?""
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*

Offline gww

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Re: True or false ? ?
« Reply #2 on: February 13, 2018, 12:25:58 am »
I always heard that women were like linoleum.  Lay it right the first time and you can walk on it for twenty years. 
Cheers
gww

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Re: True or false ? ?
« Reply #3 on: February 13, 2018, 07:22:48 am »

    THOUGHT FOR THE DAY....



Women are like phones:

They like to be held, talked to, and touched often.





But,   push the wrong button and you are disconnected.




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Democracy is 2 wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well armed lamb contesting the vote.
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