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Offline Ben Framed

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Honest Answer
« on: November 30, 2023, 07:58:18 am »
A couple had been married many years.

The wife confessed to her husband, "honey I can't help but notice while looking in the mirror putting on makeup, the wrinkles are getting longer and deeper and this is depressing. Can you give me a word of encouragement?"

The Husband, loving his wife dearly, quickly went into action searching for encouragement! The first good quality, quickly came to his mind, 'and out of his mouth'; "I sure can honey, look on the bright side of things", "at least your vision is still 20/20!"
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Matthew 10:16
Behold, I send you forth as sheep in the midst of wolves: be ye therefore wise as serpents, and harmless as doves.

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Re: Honest Answer
« Reply #1 on: December 01, 2023, 03:41:42 pm »
HA!  Cue the glare...

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Re: Honest Answer
« Reply #2 on: January 16, 2024, 08:11:51 am »
The little old lady sitting in church leaned over and whispered to her husband, "I just let a silent stinker, what should I do? He whispered back, "change the battery in your hearing aid".
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*