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A can of peaches"
- After being caught stealing a can of peaches, a lady was in court and before the Judge.
- The judge ask her, "How many peaches were in that can?"
- She was puzzled and ask the Judge, "How is that relevant?"
- The Judge replied, "Just answer the question."
- She answered, "Yes Sir, 9 your honor Sir'.
- The Judge said, "You are hereby sentenced to 9 days in jail! One day for each peach!"
- The man sitting next to her, without hesitation after hearing the verdict, quickly raised his hand and was therefore
recognized by the Judge. The Judge asked, "Sir 'who' are you, and do you have something to add?"
- The man replied, "Yes Sir your honor",
"I am her husband; I just wanted to inform the court, that she also stole a can of Peas!"