>Groucho also asked a woman why she had 10 or 12 kids. She said she liked kids.
>He replied, "I like my cigar, too, but I take it out once in a while".
>They cut his show off immediately over that one.
I have that episode of "You Bet Your Life". It's a guy and the conversation is more like this:
Groucho: Are you married?
Guy: Yes and I have 13 kids (I don't remember the exact number)
Groucho: Are you Catholic?
Guy: No, I'm Presbyterian
Groucho: Why so many kids?
Guy: I love my wife.
Groucho: I love my cigars, but I know when to take them out.
(Immediate commercial...)
I miss live TV...