A man woke up to his next door neighbor beating his door. He opened it and asked, 'Can I help you?'
The neighbor was very angry and said, 'Last night, your son wrote his name with piss in the snow in my backyard!'
The man says, 'C'mon. Didn't you ever do that when you were a kid? What's the big deal?'
The neighbor says, 'The big deal, is that it's in my daughter's handwriting!'