Why do the ferris wheel and the merry-go-round never go on vacation together?
Because they travel on different planes!
Went to the fair yesterday and my wife fainted on the ferris wheel!
Don't worry, she's slowly coming around.
The guy who fell off the ferris wheel is at the hospital..
He's in fair condition.
The United Nations are putting on an event with carousels, candy floss and a ferris wheel a couple of towns away.
I wish they'd come to my town. It's UNfair.
Taped 4 pictures of Matthew Broderick to each of my rims.
Now I have Ferris Wheels.
Topic: Ferris Wheel day (Read 637 times)