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Michael Bush:
What?s worse than a box full of snakes?
A box that was SUPPOSED to be full of snakes.

Did you hear about the snake who worked for the government?
He was a civil serpent.

     Noah built an ark and brought a pair of each animals on board to survive a flood. When the ark ran aground Noah told the animals to go forth and multiply.
     The snakes told Noah ?We can?t multiply, we?re adders.?
     Noah gathered some driftwood tree trunks and built a platform for the snakes. Even adders can multiply when given a log table.

Two snakes are slithering down the road & chatting.
Snake #1: Oh, boy. I hope I'm not venomous...
Snake #2: Wait, what? Why?
Snake #1: Because I just bit my tongue.

Chuck Norris was once bitten by a cobra snake. After 3 long days of suffering, the snake died.

I saw a snake that was 3.14159 metres long
I suppose it was a π thon

I?ve just finished writing a book on snakes.
Turns out, it would have been much easier if I?d just written in on paper?

I asked my friend what kind of snake he has
He said he had a python
I asked "how long is it, how many feet?"
He said "none, it's a snake"

What do you call a snake that builds?
A boa-constructor

What sound does a german snake make
????????

What do you call a snake without any clothes on?
Snake-ed.

salvo:
Speaking of snakes,...

You all read that Nancy Pelosi had a priest perform an exorcism to cleanse her house and keep evil demons away.

Well, the exorcism worked.

But now she can no longer enter the home.

Not a lie!

(Don't tell GWW)

Sal

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Terri Yaki:
Spiders don't bother me but I am not the least bit fond of snake encounters. But I don't feel the need to eradicate them, they serve a good purpose.

Ben Framed:
Have any of you who lives in rural areas noticed a good yard dog feels the need to eradicate them all? He doesnt care if they are poisonous or not. He instinctively knows something is sinister about each one. He is precautions and on his toes when encountering any snake without prejudiced or being taught. His God given instincts tell him something is definitely wrong with a snake.

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