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MEMBER & GUEST INTERACTION SECTION => HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING => Topic started by: CoolBees on February 18, 2020, 03:08:46 am

Title: Touche
Post by: CoolBees on February 18, 2020, 03:08:46 am
A Lexus mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of an LS460 when he spotted a well-known cardiac surgeon in his shop. The surgeon was there waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his car when the mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?" The cardiac surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I opened its heart, took the valves out, repaired or replaced anything damaged, and then put everything back in, and when I finished, it worked just like new. So how is it that I make $48,000 a year and you make $1.7M when you and I are doing basically the same work. The cardiac surgeon paused, leaned over and whispered to the mechanic. "Try doing it with the engine running."
Title: Re: Touche
Post by: BeeMaster2 on February 18, 2020, 08:52:19 am
 :cheesy:
Title: Re: Touche
Post by: The15thMember on February 18, 2020, 01:02:36 pm
Ha!  Good one.  :cheesy:
Title: Re: Touche
Post by: herbhome on February 20, 2020, 05:32:40 pm
 :cheesy:
Title: Re: Touche
Post by: tycrnp on March 03, 2020, 10:18:50 pm
LOL!!! :cheesy: