One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and
decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife
decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors
and reads her book.
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman
and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?" Reading a book,
'she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area, ' he informs her.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'.
"Yes, but you have all the equipment, For all I know you could start at
any moment. I'll have to take you in and report you".
'For reading a book?' she replies.
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area, ' he informs her again.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'.
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at
any moment. I'll have to take you in and report you".
'If you do that, I'll have you charge you with sexual assault, ' says
the woman.
'But I havent even touched you, ' says the game warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could
start at any moment.'
'Have a nice day ma'am, and he left.
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also
think.
Keith