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Offline Groundhawg

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Billy
« on: June 08, 2020, 07:31:53 pm »
Billy was having trouble in school. His teacher constantly yelled at him, "You're driving me crazy, Billy! Can't you learn anything?" Billy's mother met with his teacher at fall conferences. The teacher told her Billy was a disaster, getting the lowest marks of any of her students. She had never had such an unmotivated and ignorant boy in her teaching career. Billy's mom, shocked at the feedback, withdrew her son, moving from Detroit to Cleveland. 25 years later, the teacher was diagnosed with severe cardiac disease and she needed a special heart surgeon. Her doctors advised her to have open heart surgery that only one surgeon, at the Cleveland Clinic, could perform. The teacher had a remarkably successful procedure. In the recovery room, she saw the young doctor who headed her surgical team, smiling down at her. She wanted to thank him. Instead, her face turned blue as she tried to speak and she quickly died. The doctor was shocked, wondering what went suddenly wrong. When the doctor turned to leave the room, he saw that Billy, the janitor at the Clinic, had unplugged the life-support equipment to plug in his vacuum cleaner. If you thought that Billy had become a heart-surgeon, there is a good chance you'll vote for Joe Biden!
Gracious words are like a honey comb, sweetness to the soul and health to the body.  Proverbs 16:24

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Re: Billy
« Reply #1 on: June 09, 2020, 02:11:01 am »
I suppose the Good Lord made all kind of folks, even the Billies for his purpose. lol
2 Chronicles 7:14
14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.

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Re: Billy
« Reply #2 on: June 09, 2020, 08:01:28 am »
 :cheesy:
Democracy is 2 wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well armed lamb contesting the vote.
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