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Offline iddee

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Too true to be funny
« on: June 05, 2021, 06:42:25 am »
Dem Pledge:

We pledge disrespect to the flag, and to the United States of America,
And to the Republicans whom we cannot stand,
One Nation, under Allah, always divisible,
With bigotry, Abortion, and food stamps for all.
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*

Offline Ben Framed

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Re: Too true to be funny
« Reply #1 on: June 09, 2021, 04:22:49 pm »
Dem Pledge:

We pledge disrespect to the flag, and to the United States of America,
And to the Republicans whom we cannot stand,
One Nation, under Allah, always divisible,
With bigotry, Abortion, and food stamps for all.

Wow
For this people's heart is waxed gross, and their ears are dull of hearing, and their eyes they have closed; lest at any time they should see with their eyes, and hear with their ears, and should understand with their heart, and should be converted, and I should heal them.