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Michael Bush:
A person walks into a library.
"Got any books on bees?"
"No,? says the librarian. "All our books are on shelves."

Michael Bush:
  A scout bee flies into a pub and lands next to three drones who were enjoying their mead.
The scout says "I'm looking for a queen"
  One drone snickers and says, "What a coincidence so are we. 'Scout' ",
  "Well I?m looking for the queen of the hive I live in. She regularly flies off and we find her in a bar somewhere. She drinks too much and we have to fly her home.  Has she been here?"
  Drones, "Well, it depends? what?s her name?"
  Scout, "All of us back at the hive call her Barbee."

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