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Michael Bush:
The car salesman told me "It will seat six people with no problems" and I said "I don't know six people with no problems."

"Do you wanna box for your leftovers?" "No, but I'll wrestle you for them."

Why should you never take sides in an argument at the dinner table? Trick question. It's the perfect time to take sides because no one's paying attention. Bring Tupperware.

Who won the neck decorating contest? It was a tie.

I went to a silent auction. I won a dog whistle and two mimes.

What do you call a dog who meditates? Aware wolf.

Can a frog jump higher than a house? Of course, a house can't jump.

I found a book called How to Solve 50% of Your Problems. So I bought 2.

What word can you make shorter by adding two letters? Short.

What do call a criminal landing an airplane? Condescending.

How many apples grow on an apple tree? All of them.

How much does a chimney cost? Nothing, it's on the house.

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Three. The left ear, the right ear, and the final front-ear.

You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You only need one if you want to go skydiving twice.

Kathyp:
 :cheesy:

Good start to the AM

Terri Yaki:
There are some nice ones in there.

Michael Bush:
"You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine."
 
"I like telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he laughs!"
 
What happens when a frog's car breaks down? It gets toad.
 
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
 
I was going to tell a sodium joke, then I thought, "Na."

iddee:
"You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine."

Not me. I was born with an acorn. I had to grow it into this gnarly old oak.

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