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« on: June 23, 2020, 06:35:39 am »

   
        An elderly, but hardy cattleman from Alice Springs once told a young female neighbour that if she wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on her oatmeal each morning
 

     She did this religiously and lived to the ripe old age of 103. She left behind 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 21 great-grandchildren, five great-great-grandchildren and a 40 foot hole where the Crematorium used to be  !  !
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« Reply #1 on: June 23, 2020, 07:10:42 am »
 :shocked: :cheesy: :cheesy:
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« Reply #2 on: June 23, 2020, 07:35:26 am »
Well at least she lived a good full life even though she went out with a BANG! lol 😂
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« Reply #3 on: June 24, 2020, 07:53:20 am »
 :cheesy:
Democracy is 2 wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well armed lamb contesting the vote.
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« Reply #4 on: June 30, 2020, 11:44:56 am »
black  powder or smokeless?
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« Reply #5 on: July 09, 2020, 04:45:45 pm »
black  powder or smokeless?

Must have been smokeless . . . .  that smoking will kill you !   :cheesy: :happy:
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« Reply #6 on: July 11, 2020, 10:01:04 am »
black  powder or smokeless?
My great grandfather said to use black power. The funeral director was a friend of his and refused to cremate him.
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« Reply #7 on: July 11, 2020, 10:05:52 am »
Jim anl all, you guy are a trip!  Too bad Geoffs funeral man had not been informed of her practices!
 I love the clean fun!!!!  :grin: :grin: :grin:
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« Reply #8 on: July 11, 2020, 08:20:54 pm »
   

   I got sick of informing them Ben, I've outlived a half dozen of them so far !  !  !
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