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Another Heyoka day it's NATIONAL BACKWARD DAY
« on: January 31, 2023, 08:50:45 am »
If your friend wants to say the word "motel" backwards,
letom.

Why do scuba divers always fall out of the boat backwards?
Cause if they went forwards they'd just fall in the boat.

If you watch a Jackie Chan movie backwards...
You will get a documentary about a Chinese guy who assembles furniture with his feet.

Did you know that 'Muffins' spelt backwards...
...is what you do, when you take them out of the oven ?

If you say AT&T backwards
You sound like a Canadian Bomb Technician.

This one time a cop pulled me over and asked me to say the alphabet backwards...
...so I said "tebahpla eht" and I spent the whole night in jail.

Before you say "Tesla" backwards, make sure everyone's ready.
All set?

What cheese is made backwards?
Edam.

Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards...
Creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?

My friend asked if it would be crazy to say the word ?stun? backwards.
I told them it?s nuts.

Life tip: watch the movie "Jaws" backwards.
It is a heartwarming story about a giant white shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people.

What is 'oob' backwards?
The answer might surprise you!

What do you call a hundred rabbits hopping backwards in a row?
A receding hare line.

Did you know google maps can work backwards?
But it always gets caught in the spam filter!

A Backwards joke!
What?s funnier than a forward joke?

Dad joke: What's a hallmark movie played backwards?
A country song. :D

Racecar backwards is racecar.

Doctor: ?Sir, I have some bad news, I?m afraid your DNA is backwards?
Me: ?and??

When Mozart died, you could hear his music playing backwards at his grave.
He was decomposing.

I was going to say the word ?door? backwards
but thought it might be rude.

I'm planning to name my son Driew...
It's only weird if you say it backwards

I designed a car, it is good, but it can not go backwards.
I guess i am not that good at reverse engineering

I'd like to get the rights to show Miami Vice backwards
I'd call it Miami Vice Versa

5 yo: Can you count backwards from infinity?
Me: Of course I can but it will take forever.

The word ?Diputseromneve? may look ridiculous
But backwards it?s even more stupid.
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Re: Another Heyoka day it's NATIONAL BACKWARD DAY
« Reply #1 on: January 31, 2023, 12:53:34 pm »
This timed out well with the Bizzaro World finale of Superman and Lois that my sister and I watched last night.  :grin:
I come from under the hill, and under the hills and over the hills my paths led.  And through the air, I am she that walks unseen.

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Re: Another Heyoka day it's NATIONAL BACKWARD DAY
« Reply #2 on: January 31, 2023, 11:28:31 pm »
Naomi said backwards is Imoan.

I ain't signing this one

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Re: Another Heyoka day it's NATIONAL BACKWARD DAY
« Reply #3 on: February 01, 2023, 12:54:13 pm »
Naomi said backwards is Imoan.

I ain't signing this one
That's all I was doing when I was watching the show!  Are you aware that Naomi and Superman and Lois were on TV together on the same night of the week, Sal?  You don't strike me as the type to watch crappy teen superhero shows.  :shocked: :grin: 
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Re: Another Heyoka day it's NATIONAL BACKWARD DAY
« Reply #4 on: February 01, 2023, 04:14:36 pm »
Nah! I was watching Van Wilder.

Sal

 

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