Two scientists are looking at quarks through a microscope
Scientist 1: You see this up quark?
Scientist 2: What up quark?
Scientist 1: Nothing much, how about you?
A student asks a scientist about the types of quarks...
A student asks a scientist about the types of quarks. The scientist replies "Up, Down, Charm, Top, Bottom"
The student says "I think you missed one?" The scientist replies "Huh, thats Strange."
Quantum physics has its ups and downs
But it all quarks out in the end
Did you hear about the weird physicist?
He's a lovely guy but he's got some strange quarks.
Son-"Hey dad, did you know that corks come from trees?
Dad- "No son, Quarks come from particle accelerators"
What do you call the smallest Superman in the world?..
Quark Kent.