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Offline Ben Framed

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30 years
« on: March 23, 2024, 08:01:21 pm »
Husband:
For the last thirty years all you have done is find fault in most everything I say and do.

Wife:
Thirty one years. . .  :cheesy: :grin:
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Re: 30 years
« Reply #1 on: March 25, 2024, 06:02:07 am »
Yea, well you didn't start until the second year...
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Re: 30 years
« Reply #2 on: March 27, 2024, 09:13:23 am »
After 30 or so years of marriage, ask your wife what her biggest mistake in life was ..

Chances are, she'll just smile gently and give you a hug.
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Offline Ben Framed

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Re: 30 years
« Reply #3 on: March 31, 2024, 11:48:32 am »
 :grin:
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Re: 30 years
« Reply #4 on: April 19, 2024, 05:27:31 am »
i heard my wife screaming at the TV. Don't goi there. Don't go in that church. Are you nuts, stay out of there. When I walked into the room, I saw she was watching our wedding videos again.
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Re: 30 years
« Reply #5 on: April 19, 2024, 06:43:08 am »
 :shocked: :grin: :wink: Good one iddee!  :grin:
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Re: 30 years
« Reply #6 on: April 21, 2024, 10:33:25 am »
There are some things you never get used to with women.

My wife is always coming up to me and asking "Are you listening to me?"


It still seems like a strange way to start a conversation ...



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Offline Ben Framed

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Re: 30 years
« Reply #7 on: April 21, 2024, 01:01:50 pm »
Good one!
 :cheesy: :wink:
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Offline Salvo

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Re: 30 years
« Reply #8 on: April 22, 2024, 08:29:26 pm »
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