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Offline Geoff

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Where the grass is greener ! !
« on: September 24, 2018, 08:33:00 pm »



   

The room was full of pregnant women with their husbands.

The instructor said, "Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is especially

beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier.
Just pace yourself, make plenty of stops and try to stay on a soft surface like grass."

"Gentlemen, remember -- you're in this together. It wouldn't hurt you to go walking

with her. In fact, that shared experience would be good for you both."

 

The room suddenly became very quiet as the men absorbed this information. After a

few moments a man, name unknown, at the back of the room, slowly raised his hand.

 "Yes?" said the Instructor.

 

"I was just wondering if it would be all right, if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"

Brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?


 This level of sensitivity can't be taught.
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Re: Where the grass is greener ! !
« Reply #1 on: September 24, 2018, 08:34:44 pm »
Love it.   :cheesy:
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*

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Re: Where the grass is greener ! !
« Reply #2 on: September 25, 2018, 02:01:54 pm »
 :cheesy:
Democracy is 2 wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well armed lamb contesting the vote.
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Re: Where the grass is greener ! !
« Reply #3 on: September 30, 2018, 10:38:36 pm »
Even my wife loved that.  Need to tell it to my brother in law!!
Everyone said it couldn't be done. But he with a chuckle replied, "I won't be one to say it is so, until I give it a try."  So he buckled right in with a trace of a grin.  If he had a worry he hid it and he started to sing as he tackled that thing that couldn't be done, and he did it.  (unknown)

 

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