A student came to me and asked:
"Is 200 zeroes a lot ?"
"depends on their position " I said "if they are after a decimal point, no and if they are above pearl Pearl Harbor , then yes"
How do you protect yourself from gamma rays and x-rays?
You don't bomb pearl harbor.
The Department of the Navy is now assigning females to quarters in a separate private OFF LIMITS area on all aircraft carriers. Addressing all boat personnel at Pearl Harbor, CINCPAC advised, "The female sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds for all males. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $50 the first time." He continued, " Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $150. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $500. Are there any questions?"
At this point, a Marine Gunnery Sergeant, from the security detail assigned to the ship, stood up in the crowd and inquired: "How much for a season pass?"
The Captain was Jewish, and the new First Officer was Chinese. It was the first time they had flown together, and it was obvious by the silence that they didn?t get along. After 30 minutes, the Captain finally spoke.
He said, "I don?t like Chinese."
The F.O. replied, "You don't like Chinese? Why is that?"
The Captain said, "You bombed Pearl Harbor. That?s why I don?t like Chinese."
The F.O. said, "Nooooo, noooo ? Chinese didn't bomb Pearl Harbor. That's the JAPANESE, not Chinese."
And the Captain answered, "Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese ? it doesn?t matter. They're all alike."
Another 30 minutes of silence. Finally the First Officer said, "I don't like Jews."
The Captain replied, "Why not? Why don?t you like Jews?"
"Jews sunk Titanic." Said the F.O.
The Captain tried to correct him, "No, no. The Jews didn?t sink the Titanic. It was an iceberg."
"Iceberg, Goldberg, Rosenberg .. it doesn't matter .. They're all same"
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