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Offline Geoff

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The Note ! !
« on: June 18, 2020, 09:15:37 pm »
     A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note, saying, "I've had enough and have left you...don't bother coming after me"   Then she hid under the bed to see his reaction.

                        After a short while the husband comes home and she could hear him in the kitchen before he comes into the bedroom. She could see him walk towards the dresser and pick up the note...

                        After a few minutes he wrote something on it before picking up the phone and calling someone... "She's finally gone...yeah I know, about bloody time, I'm coming to see you, put on that sexy french nightie. I love you...can't wait to see you...we'll do all the naughty things you like."

                        He hung up, grabbed his keys and left.

                        She heard the car drive off as she came out from under the bed. Seething with rage and with tears in her eyes she grabbed the note to see what he wrote..."I can see your feet. We're outta bread: be back in five minutes."

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Re: The Note ! !
« Reply #1 on: June 19, 2020, 09:35:35 am »
Now that?s funny, I don?t care who you are.
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Offline Ben Framed

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Re: The Note ! !
« Reply #2 on: June 19, 2020, 07:10:02 pm »
Seems they both were full of tricks. Poor lady, all she wanted was a little love and attention. I don't think this worked the way she intended. At least he thought enough of her to make sure she had bread!
For this people's heart is waxed gross, and their ears are dull of hearing, and their eyes they have closed; lest at any time they should see with their eyes, and hear with their ears, and should understand with their heart, and should be converted, and I should heal them.