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Offline Geoff

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It could be you ! !
« on: May 09, 2020, 08:57:38 pm »

 
         A man bursts into his hypnotherapist?s office and declares: ?Doctor, I have been faithful to my wife for 15 years, but yesterday I broke that trust and had an affair! The guilt is killing me. I just want to forget that it ever happened!?

        The hypnotherapist shakes his head. ?Not again ??
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Re: It could be you ! !
« Reply #1 on: May 09, 2020, 10:18:36 pm »
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Re: It could be you ! !
« Reply #2 on: May 09, 2020, 11:35:19 pm »
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Democracy is 2 wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well armed lamb contesting the vote.
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Re: It could be you ! !
« Reply #3 on: May 10, 2020, 11:07:20 am »
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You cannot permanently help men by doing for them, what they could and should do for themselves - Abraham Lincoln

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Re: It could be you ! !
« Reply #4 on: May 10, 2020, 11:08:51 am »
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"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*

 

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