Baby's First Doctor Visit

[iddee]

Baby's First Doctor Visit
This made me laugh out loud. I hope it will give you a smile!
A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room,
waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.
The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his
weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was
breast-fed or bottle-fed. 'Breast-fed,' she replied..
'Well, strip down to your waist,' the doctor ordered.
She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and
rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and
detailed examination.
Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said, 'No
wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk.'
I know,' she said, 'I'm his Grandma,? But I'm glad I came.

[BeeMaster2]

 

[herbhome]

 

[gww]

The first visit was when the baby was born.  The doctor held the baby and the baby said "are you my daddy?"  The doctor said, "no, I am your doctor."  The doctor handed the baby to the mother and the baby said, "are you my daddy?"   The mother said, "no, I am you mother."  The mother handed the baby to the father.  The baby ask "are you my daddy?"  The daddy answered, "Yes, I am you daddy."  The baby took its finger and started poking the daddy in the fore head as hard as it could and ask, "How do you like it!?"
Cheers
gww

[BeeMaster2]

 
Still laughing.