A NEW TAKE ON AN OLD JOKE
The Iranian president called the President of the U.S. and told him, "Mr. President, I had a wonderful dream last night. I could see America, the whole beautiful country, and on each house I saw a banner." "What did it say on the banners?" the President asked.
The Iranian president replied, "THE UNITED STATES OF IRAN."
The U.S. President said, "I am really glad you called because, believe it or not, last night I had a similar dream. I could see Tehran and it was more beautiful than ever, and on each house was a huge banner.
"What did the banner say? questioned the Iranian.
The President sighed. "Danged if I know. I can't read Hebrew."
Topic: A Presidential Dream (Read 1626 times)