OK! So a Scotsman comes to New Hampshire to do some skiing.
At the end of the day he heads to the bar where a giant taxidermied moose head hangs above the mantle.
"Gude Laird" says the Scot. "Wotts aht?"
The bartender says "It's a moose."
The Scot says. "If that's a moose, how big are yer cats?"
