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Offline Michael Bush

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« on: February 28, 2023, 10:27:56 am »
Iris you all the happiness in the world.

You can poppy-n anytime.

Thistle while you work.

What in carnation!?

Thistle be a beautiful day!

Every daisy is better because of you.

Get clover it.

A peony for your thoughts.

You made my daisy.

A peony saved is a peony earned.

Don't sing out of petunia.

What did the flower say after he told a joke?
"I was just pollen your leg!"

What does a flower say when they're offering you a job?
"Take it or leaf it."

What does the youngest flower child say?
"Last bud not least!"

What does a flower therapist ask her patients?
"Are you feeling bouquet?"

What do you say when you want a flower to drive faster?

What do flowers study in college?

How do two flowers greet each other?
"Hey bud, how's it growing?"

A honey bee lands on a flower but is quickly kicked off by the spider living there. Perturbed, he flies away and lands on a different flower.
It was a cross pollination.

I had to buy our dog flowers...
Because I accidentally called him our old dog's name.

Why is a flower like the letter "a"?
Because a bee goes after it.

A man in a flower shop was trying to pick the perfect bouquet for his wife.
He said, "It's crazy how much money you gotta spend on something that's just going to die." I said, "I know... and you gotta buy them flowers too."

My wife complains that I never buy her flowers.
I didn't even know she sold them!

What is a bumblebee's favorite flower?
The bee-gonia.
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