Beemaster's International Beekeeping Forum
MEMBER & GUEST INTERACTION SECTION => HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING => Topic started by: Michael Bush on March 10, 2023, 08:39:13 am
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How do you invite a dinosaur for lunch?
Tea, Rex?
I ate a bad vegetarian kebab for lunch.
Now I falafel.
What can?t you have for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner.
What did Santa?s mom pack in his school lunch?
Ho ho homemade cookies!
What did the mummy have for lunch?
A wrap
What do frogs eat for lunch in France?
French flies!
What do you get when you leave your lunch in your lunchbox for a few days?
A peanut butter and smelly sandwich!
What is a golfer?s favorite lunch?
A ham sand-wedge.
Why did the bacon laugh?
Because the egg cracked a yoke.
What does an injured lemon need to feel better?
Lemon-aid.
What color is a burp?
Burple.
Why did the cows cross the road?
To get to the moo-vies.
How do bees get to school?
On the school buzz.
Why did the grape stop in the middle of the street?
Because it ran out of juice.
What are twins' favorite fruit?
Pairs.
What do piglets do after school?
Their ham-work.