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MEMBER & GUEST INTERACTION SECTION => HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING => Topic started by: Michael Bush on March 09, 2023, 11:10:45 am

Title: NATIONAL SLAM THE SCAM DAY
Post by: Michael Bush on March 09, 2023, 11:10:45 am
There are a lot of scams on the internet...
For a low price of $69 I can show you how to avoid them.

My mechanic tried to scam me because he didn't think I knew about cars
I took my car to get an oil change and they were like 'would you like us to rotate your tires?' I was like 'Ummm. I rotated them a bunch on the way over jackass!"

Dear seller, a month ago I ordered and paid for a book "How to scam people online"!
Tell me please, when will I receive it?

At first, I thought Chiropractors are a scam ...
but now, I stand corrected.

I just got off the phone with a charity that wanted my old clothes for folks starving in Africa. Well, I think it is a scam.
Anyone that can wear my clothes sure ain't starving.

Do you want to know the best way to scam someone?
Give me $5 and I'll show you.

Classical music is such a scam...
You pay hundreds of dollars to go see Mozart live and in concert, and every time it's just a cover band

I just got scammed by a hacker from Cairo...
I guess you could say I've been E-gipped.