What did the mommy broom say to the baby broom?
It's time to go to sweep.
Why did the little girl take her bike to bed?
Because she didn't want to walk in her sleep.
Chuck Norris sleeps with the light on.
Not because he is afraid of the darkness, but because the darkness is afraid of him.
What did they call Susan B. Anthony when she was sleeping on the job?
Snoozin' B. Anthony!
I know someone who was habitually late until his doctor recommended sleeping in a herb garden.
Sounds odd, I know, but now he wakes up on thyme.
The patient said to the anesthesiologist, "Can I put myself to sleep?"
Anesthesiologist: "Knock yourself out!"
I like to sleep with a bedside lamp on. My wife says it's weird.
I don't know why. It makes a great hat.
A sumo wrestler once came to visit and ended up sleeping on my couch for a month.
It left a negative impression.
The urge to sing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" is just
a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away.
If there is a king and queen-size mattress, where does the prince sleep?
On the heir mattress.
Scientists have finally discovered exactly how much sleep a human needs.
"Just five minutes more."
I am so good at sleeping.
I can do it with my eyes closed.
Taller people sleep longer in bed.
What dinosaur makes the most noise when he is asleep?
Tyrannosnorus.
Why do clowns wear loud socks?
To stop their feet from falling asleep.
Why do dragons often sleep during the day?
So they can fight knights.
Woke up the other day with a puzzled look on my face.
Had fallen asleep on my crossword.
Do you think Jeff Bezos sleeps naked?
Or with pajamazon?
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